roomie Edemege and Matt are the best examples of the archetype "chairo enemy." They are bankers, right, just think of old money and great, are all elitist and criticize bad milk to the people "without style, as they just wear brands like Paul Smith, D & G, Hugo Boss and a disaster for which we do not reach. And what and what with all that, are a great guy, talented and fun, and made my trip London thousand times more righteous. I love you guys.
But I'm "going around the bush".
One day I was bathing my vacation home of these dudes, and I realized I have a lot of product metrosexual . Not only sunscreen which is like pinturita but sunscreen for when they go to the Greek islands. perjumes also creams and shampoos that smell and rich. And they also have medicines, medicines harrrtas from the complete collection of analgesics to amphetamines things more interesting. And then I left the bathroom and I ran into an umbrella, because they have umbrellas for the whole department, basically because ps live in London and it rains all the fucking time.
And all those things are not steels. Of course, the bronzing of pinturita and perjumes and Adderall are expendable, but what else?
Over many years of living closely with steels have learned to understand many of his eccentricities, but three just do not:
1) The steels do not wear sunscreen. EVER. No matter whether or pale brunette protocubanos as unbaked muffin. They go to the beach (Maruata goooooei) and let the sun burn and direct, without intermediaries. Why? I do not know. Perhaps because the sun is natural gooooei can not be bad goooooei. Or because what actually causes skin cancer are chemicals in the sunscreen.
2) The steels, as we all get sick. Except that they do not take drugs. "Chairo Agrippa? Nothing, if any area of \u200b\u200bAbang. "Chairo with diarrhea? Nothing, just in case an apple. Chaira "colicky? Nothing, maybe a cinnamon tea. "Chair with headache? Nothing, if perhaps a touch. "Chairo depressed? Bach Flowers. "Chairo really sick? Homeopathy.
3) The steels do not use umbrellas. You can make a cold bitch and be the sky falling apart, but they never buy an umbrella, or accept that someone would pay you. Nor like raincoats. Nothing, never, never. If anything a car, because cars do have the chair. But umbrellas, and do not understand why: the blockers and allopathic drugs are evil and so, but the umbrella? There are no ideology or damage cancer, then?
Chaires, explain to me. Eye: I love you too. ***
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